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LINDSAY LOHAN IS LOWER THAN OSAMA BIN LADEN… ACCORDING TO 800,000 AMERICANS

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New York, NY – December 20, 2004 — Nearly 800,000 Americans cast their votes online for Heavy.com’s annual “Naughty List” and Lindsay Lohan and Osama Bin Laden were voted the “Naughtiest People of 2004.” In fact, Lohan was voted nearly five times as bad as Bin Laden. The survey has a + / - 0% margin of error.

Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton had been locked in a “head-to-head” heat with Lohan for the female category until Lohan was recently caught lip-syncing on national TV.

Poll Director David Carson commented, “Interestingly, the American public finds lip-syncing to be naughtier than making homemade porno tapes. And as you can see, Lohan won by a whopping margin.”

Among the other findings of the Heavy poll:

• Janet Jackson’s nipple-baring mischief was voted more “bad” than brother Michael’s pedophiliac practices.

• More Americans want to “bitch slap” Martha than Omarosa.

• The Phone Sex Factor—Right-winger Bill O’Reilly “factored” higher in the survey than potty-mouthed Howard Stern.

• And, Kobe has finally “passed the ball” to Ron Artest as basketball’s “baddest boy.”

The numbers are:

GIRLS:
Lindsay Lohan (WINNER) 216,072 Paris Hilton 160,911 Britney Spears 70,755 Janet Jackson 58,449 Olsen Twins 55,625 Ashlee Simpson 28,853 Martha Stewart 22,714 Omarosa 8,756

BOYS:
Osama Bin Laden (WINNER) 45,546 Michael Jackson 34,094 Scott Peterson 22,995 Ron Artest 18,588 Bill O’Reilly 15,883 Howard Stern 12,471 Colin Farrell 10,413 Kobe Bryant 8,979

About Heavy.com
Heavy.com is the world’s leading broadband network with more than four million viewers monthly (Nielsen) and a viral reach of 65 million taste-challenged pop culture junkies. Its programming staples include “Behind the Music that Sucks,” “Dubbed and Dumber” and “Red vs. Blue.”