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LOHAN WINS HANDS (AND TOP) DOWN IN THE 2005 HEAVY.COM WARDROBE MALFUNCTION POLL

Busty, Lusty Lindsay Bests Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry, Britney Spears, Condoleezza Rice and—Surprise!—Ruben Studdard

Heavy.com Booby Prize Goes to Star Jones; Apparently No One But Al Reynolds Wants to Have “The View” of the Bridezilla Bust

New York, NY – February 4, 2005 — More than 4.5 million votes have been cast and…and the Winner of the 2005 Heavy.com Wardrobe Malfunction Poll is Lindsay Lohan. In answer to the question, “Whose wardrobe malfunction would you most like to see at this year’s Super Bowl?” Lohan bested the busts of a star-studded roster including Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry, Britney Spears, Teri Hatcher—and Jack Black, Ruben Studdard and Condoleezza Rice.

Heavy.com’s poll also posed the questions, “Whose wardrobe malfunction would you MOST NOT like to see?” and “Who is the most over-exposed wardrobe malfunctioner?” The poll has a + / - 0% margin of error. And the results are…

Whose wardrobe malfunction would you MOST LIKE TO SEE?

Lindsay Lohan 1,022,791 Jessica Simpson 368,149 Halle Berry 311,123 Britney Spears 169,047 Teri Hatcher 94,253 Jack Black 39,886 Ruben Studdard 38,813 Condoleezza Rice 38,021 TOTAL VOTES: 2,082,083

“Hands—and top—down, Lindsay won ‘Bust-In-Show,’” observes Heavy.com Poll Director David Carson. “Apparently fans don’t care if she lip synchs her songs as long as they can ogle her breasts. Interestingly, people would prefer Ruben Studdard’s and Jack Black’s man boobs over Condoleezza Rice’s beltway bosom.”

Whose wardrobe malfunction would you MOST NOT LIKE TO SEE?

Star Jones 489,479 Dick Cheney 152,274 Joan Rivers 119,313 Hillary Clinton 110,145 Kim Jong Il 95,052 Donald Rumsfeld 76,437 Martha Stewart 70,322 Simon Cowell 67,188 TOTAL VOTES: 1,180,210

“Star ran away with this one—and for this we award her the Heavy.com Booby Prize,” states Carson. “It’s clear that no one but Al Reynolds wants to have ‘The View’ of the Bridezilla Bust. Meanwhile, American Idol judge Simon Cowell ‘stacks up’ favorably to the likes of Martha Stewart, Donald Rumsfeld, Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney.

Who is THE MOST OVEREXPOSED wardrobe malfunctioner?

Lil’ Kim 416,867 Paris Hilton 212,453 Janet Jackson 196,736 Tara Reid 173,261 Alexandra Kerry 127,140 Sex in the City 60,381 Madonna 59,782 TOTAL VOTES: 1,246,620

“Lil’ Kim is the ‘titular head’ of the over-exposed category,” notes Carson. “Maybe it’s testament to the Super Bowl’s ratings last year, but Janet Jackson placed third behind not-so-Lil’ Kim and Paris Hilton. Fortunately—or unfortunately—none of these celebrities are expected to be anywhere near this year’s Super Bowl.”

GRAND TOTAL VOTES: 4,508,913

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