LINDSAY, PARIS, NICOLE, THE OLSEN TWINS AND A WHOLE LOT OF PUKE!
HEAVY DESIGNATED TO DRIVE LINDSAY LOHAN AND HER SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS HOME
Leading Digital Brand for Men Parodies America’s Socialites
SUPER SKANKS ADOPTED BY BRANGELINA IN LATEST EPISODE
New York, NY – August 23, 2007: Heavy.com, one of the web’s leading online brands and the leader for 18-34 year old guys, are proudly contributing to the demise of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins in their derisive episodes of “Superficial Friends.” In the series, the girls are portrayed as exceedingly promiscuous, bulimic, spoiled, self-centered, and out-of-touch, as well as having some unusual superpowers. Users can view all of the episodes on the “Superficial Friends” channel at http://www.superficialfriends.com/.
In the latest episode, SFF vs. Brangelina, the Superficial Friends are spied by Angelina and Brad Pitt on a child adopting safari. Mistaken for impoverished African children, the Super Skanks are forcefully adopted and cast to the Jolie family dungeon. http://www.heavy.com/video/20923
“’Superficial Friends’ has been a long time fan favorite, which is no surprise considering these socialites are making headlines on a daily basis,” said Jason Marks, VP of Programming for Heavy. “Each episode features the famed party girls battling opposing Hollywood forces with their own brand of super powers: Lindsay Lohan sports punch-throwing breasts, Paris Hilton attacks victims with a killer leg-hump; Nicole Richie propels hyper-corrosive vomit, and the Olsen Twins’ have the ability to turn into former Full House co-star Bob Saget.”
Make sure to check out all of the “Superficial Friends” episodes, exclusively on Heavy.com:
SFF vs. Stephen Colbert – The SuperSluts and George Bush try to outwit Steven Colbert. http://www.heavy.com/video/1536
SFF vs. Captain Crabs – The Sluts are in a pinch as they come down with a case of Killer Crabs. http://www.heavy.com/video/2182
SFF vs. Domestic Servants – The help is on the way to do a job on the Superficial Friends. http://www.heavy.com/video/3960
SFF vs. Harry Knowles – Fat fanboy Harry Knowles enslaves the SuperSluts and gets another order of chili fries. http://www.heavy.com/video/3601
SFF vs. Pamela Anderson – Pam Anderson and PETA endanger the Endangered Species Fashion Show. http://www.heavy.com/video/3628
SFF vs. Cockblocker – It’s ho’s vs hose as the nefarious Cock Blocker tries to keep the SuperSluts from Shaq-ing up. SFF vs. Cockblocker
SFF vs. Soccer Moms – Soccer Moms have the balls to storm Superficial Friends’ Rainbow Party. SFF vs. Soccer Moms
SFF vs. Plastic Surgery Zombies – Not even the Superficial Friends are safe from the wrath of of the Botched Plastic Surgery Zombies! http://www.heavy.com/video/1723
SFF vs. Neo-Hippy Downer Dude – The Superficial Friends use their vaginas and midgets to thwart the evil Neo-Hippie Downer Dude and his Chromskifler Ray. http://www.heavy.com/video/1238
SFF vs. GOD – The SuperSluts discover that heaven, is like, totally not hot. http://www.heavy.com/video/1668
SFF vs. Hilary Clinton – Panties fly as the SuperSluts try to expose Hilary Clinton’s stuffed ballot box. http://www.heavy.com/video/10282
SFF vs. Jessica Simpson – The Skyy’s the limit when Firecrotch’s negative-publicity stunt get’s Jessica’s neck red. http://www.heavy.com/video/11566
SFF vs. Howard Stern – The Supersluts are in Sirius trouble as Howard Stern and the Wack Pack try to snatch their sexual superpowers. http://www.heavy.com/video/11564
SFF vs. Perez Hilton – Red Bull, Britney’s pubes, Neil Patrick Harris and Paris’s Snatch of the Day. Perez Hilton shows the Supersluts that there is such a bad thing as bad publicity. http://www.heavy.com/video/12032
SFF vs. Tyra Banks – Tyra “Fat Ass” Banks crashes the Hall of Anorexia and she’s HUNGRY! http://www.heavy.com/video/13210
SFF vs. The Governator – After Paris is arrested for driving with her labia, the Superficial Friends try to slip her out of the Governator’s Lube Cube. http://www.heavy.com/video/15199
SFF vs. Tom Cruise – Tiny terror Tom Cruise and his robo-bride Katie Holmes try to turn the SuperSkanks into SuperShorties. http://www.heavy.com/video/16346
SFF vs. Jessica Alba – Jessica Alba’s hotness threatens to wipe out Paris Hilton, but the SuperSkanks are still in the modd for a Fantastic Four-Some. http://www.heavy.com/video/17494
SFF vs. Entourage – A trip to the convenience store reveals an inconvenient truth: the Superficial Friends are old new! http://www.heavy.com/video/19075
SFF vs. Brangelina – After crashing in the remote jungles of Africa, the SuperSkanks are caught in the Brangelina adoption dragnet. http://www.heavy.com/video/20923
About Heavy.com
Heavy is one of the web’s leading consumer media companies and the leader for 18-34 year old males, which is a key demographic for marketers and advertisers. Heavy combines its own unique programming with those of its users to create an environment where you can control and even participate in your own media experience. Heavy empowers its audience to share, editorialize, and create their own content as well as provide its own library of programming. Heavy’s programming staples include “Superficial Friends,” “Kung Fu Jimmy Chow,” “The Massive Mating Game,” “Heavy News,” “Behind the Music that Sucks,” “Heavy’s Angels,” “Contagious,” “Blisster” and “Tourettes Cowboy.” Portions of Heavy’s library of animation and live-action shorts are available on Verizon V-Cast, Verizon Fios, Comcast VOD, Tivo, Sony PSP, Apple iPod and Joost. Advertisers on the broadband network include Coors, Nissan, Panasonic, Diesel, Axe, Sony and Nike.
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